Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th December 1999

Dilbert//3889, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 8th December 1999

Tags

webmistress ming website dancing skeletins suggest dinosuar pictures technology

Official transcript

Webmistress Ming: The boss is sitting in front of his computer and Ming is standing taking notes. The boss says, "Our web site needs some dancing skeletons."

The boss says, "Normally I'd suggest dinosaur pictures but they're too big for our disk drives."

Ming takes notes. The boss says, "Are you getting this down, Ming?"

Mign answers, "How do you spell "#%*@!"?"

and walks away.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEBMISTRESS MING OUR WEB SITE NEEDS SOME DANCING SKELETONS.

NORMALLY I'D SUGGEST DINOSAUR PICTURES BUT THEY'RE TOO BIG FOR OUR DISK DRIVES.

ARE YOU GETTING THIS DOWN, MING?

HOW DO YOU SPELL "#%HE3!"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaur Pictures"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a webmistress named Ming who is tasked with creating a website.
• She requests suggestions for dinosaur pictures, but is met with resistance from her boss, who thinks they're too big for the site's disk drives.
• The boss asks Ming how she spells "Dilbert," revealing his ignorance of the comic strip's title.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the boss's lack of knowledge and Ming's frustration with his incompetence.

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