Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th December 1999

Dilbert//3891, first published 27 years ago on Friday 10th December 1999

Tags

websmistress ming broken link men perverse pleasure graphics are slow

Official transcript

Webmistress Ming: Wally and Ming are talking in a hallway, Ming is holding a folder. Wally says to Ming: "You have a broken link."

Ming answers: "I know, I know."

Asok is standing in the door of Ming's cubicle and Ming is sitting at her computer. Asok says to Ming: "You have a broken link."

Ming answers:"I know, I know."

Ming is lying down on a reclining chair at a therapist office, the therapist is sitting behind her and taking notes. Ming says to the therapist: "The men are getting perverse pleasure from reporting my broken links."

The therapist answers: "Your graphics are slow, too"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEBMISTRESS MING YOU HAVE A BROKEN LINK.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

YOU HAVE A BROKEN LINK.

KNOW, KNOW.

THE MEN ARE GETTING PERVERSE PLEASURE FROM REPORTING MY BROKEN YOUR GRAPHICS LINKS.

ARE SLOW, TOO.

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