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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th December 1999

Dilbert//3892, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 11th December 1999


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webmistress ming internet catch on new paradigm beat me technology


Official transcript

Webmistress Ming: Ming is sitting at her computer and the boss is standing behind her. The boss says: "Ming, I think the internet might catch on."

The boss says to Ming: "I rushed over here so I could be the first to say it's a new paradigm."

The boss says to Ming: "Did anyone beat me?"

Ming answers: "I wish someone would."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WEBMISTRESS MING MING, I THINK THE INTERNET MIGHT CATCH ON.

I RUSHED OVER HERE SO I COULD BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT'S A NEW PARADIGM.

DID ANYONE BEAT ?

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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