Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th December 1999

Dilbert//3895, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 14th December 1999

Tags

being a manager less condescending wrong performance evaluation laughter catbert boss

Official transcript

The boss is sitting in his office and Catbert is sitting on the boss's desk. Catbert says to the boss:"Being a manager means never having to be less condescending just because you're wrong."

Both Catbert and the boss laugh out loud: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha"

Carol is sitting at her computer and Dilbert is standing behind her holding a folder. Dilbert says to Carol: "Did he finish my performance evaluation?"

Carol answers: "I heard him working on it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEING A MANAGER MEANS NEVER HAVING TO BE LESS CONDESCENDING JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG.

HA HA HA HA DID HE FINISH MY PERFORMANCE EVALUATION?

I HEARD HIM WORKING ON IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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