Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th December 1999

Dilbert//3896, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 15th December 1999

Tags

project cancelled never love agian remounce religion

Official transcript

Dilbert is holding a mug and walking behind Asok. Dilbert says to Asok: "I heard your project got cancelled."

Asok stops and says: "What?"

Asok screams and shakes his hands in the air in front of Dilbert: "No! No! Why me? I'll never love again!!"

Asok's hair is standing up and he is grabbing his tie with wild eyes. Asok says to Dilbert: "I renounce my religion."

Dilbert says: "Ouch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOUR PROJECT GOT CANCELLED.

WHAT?

NO! NO! WHY ME? I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!!

I RENOUNCE MY RELIGION.

OUCH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Renouncing My Religion"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a white shirt and tie, standing in front of a door with a speech bubble saying, "I heard your project got cancelled." He is holding a red folder and a cup of coffee.

In the next panel, Dilbert is shown saying, "What?" as he opens the door to reveal a man in a white shirt and tie, holding a red folder and a cup of coffee, who responds, "No, no, why me? I'll never love again!!"

The final panel shows Dilbert saying, "Ouch" as he renounces his religion. The comic strip is set against a green background and features a copyright notice for 1999 United Feature Syndicate, Inc. at the bottom.

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