Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th December 1999

Dilbert//3896, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 15th December 1999

Tags

project cancelled never love agian remounce religion

Official transcript

Dilbert is holding a mug and walking behind Asok. Dilbert says to Asok: "I heard your project got cancelled."

Asok stops and says: "What?"

Asok screams and shakes his hands in the air in front of Dilbert: "No! No! Why me? I'll never love again!!"

Asok's hair is standing up and he is grabbing his tie with wild eyes. Asok says to Dilbert: "I renounce my religion."

Dilbert says: "Ouch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOUR PROJECT GOT CANCELLED.

WHAT?

NO! NO! WHY ME? I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!!

I RENOUNCE MY RELIGION.

OUCH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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