Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th December 1999

Dilbert//3898, first published 27 years ago on Friday 17th December 1999

Tags

best employees world refuse to work low pay improve morale

Official transcript

The boss, Wally and Dilbert are in a meeting. The boss has a sheet of paper and a pen on the table. The boss says: "We have the best employees in the world..."

The boss says: "...not counting the people who refuse to work here because the pay is so low."

The boss thinks while writing something: "Improve morale... done."

Wally and Dilbert look away.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE THE BEST EMPLOYEES IN THE WORLD..

... NOT COUNTING THE PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO WORK HERE BECAUSE THE PAY IS SO LOW.

IMPROVE MORALE DONE.

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