Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th December 1999

Dilbert//3899, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 18th December 1999

Tags

abuse of coworkers counsel alter personality talking dna changing tingle

Official transcript

Alice is at her computer and the boss says: "Alice, I've been asked to counsel you about your abuse of co-workers."

The boss says: "The theory is that I can alter your personality by talking to you."

Alice grinds her teeth and shakes her fists in the air while the boss says: "If you feel a tingle, that's probably your DNA changing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO COUNSEL YOU ABOUT YOUR ABUSE OF COWORKERS.

THE THEORY IS THAT I CAN ALTER YOUR PERSONALITY BY TALKING TO YOU.

IF YOU FEEL A TINGLE, THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR DNA CHANGING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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