Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd December 1999

Dilbert//3903, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 22nd December 1999

Tags

market research data mouse footsteps

Official transcript

Wally is sitting at his computer and the boss who is sitting behind him says: "Wally, don't do anything until we get the market research data."

The boss walks away. Wally thinks: "No longer must I put my hand on the mouse when I hear footsteps. Yes!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE GET THE MARKET RESEARCH DATA.

NO LONGER MUST I PUT MY HAND ON THE MOUSE WHEN I HEAR FOOTSTEPS.

YES!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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