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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd December 1999

Dilbert//3904, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 23rd December 1999


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free medical advice some exercose lazy hog wait for ipo


Official transcript

Dogbert is sitting at his computer and Dilbert stands behind him. Dogbert says: "I'm creating a web site of free medical advice."

Dogbert's hears stand up as he screams: "Get some exercise, you lazy hog!!"

Dilbert asks Dogbert: "Is that it?"

Dogbert answers: "Nothing to do now but wait for the IPO."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M CREATING A WEBSITE OF FREE MEDICAL ADVICE.

GET SOME EXERCISE, YOU LAZY HOG!!

THAT'S IT?

NOTHING TO DO NOW BUT WAIT FOR THE IPO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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