Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th December 1999

Dilbert//3906, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 25th December 1999

Tags

hyper inflated stock real value hype triumphs substance moral compass spinning

Official transcript

Dogbert and Ratbert are sitting in front of each other. Dogbert says: "Now I'll use my hype-inflated stock to buy companies that have a real value."

Dogbert tells Ratbert: "The lesson is that hype always triumphs over substance."

Dogbert says to Ratbert: "How's your moral compass doing?"

Ratbert answers: "Spinning, just like you said it would!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW I'LL USE MY HYPE- INFLATED STOCK TO BUY COMPANIES THAT HAVE REAL VALUE.

THE LESSON IS THAT HYPE ALWAYS TRIUMPHS OVER SUBSTANCE.

HOW'S YOUR MORAL COMPASS DOING?

SPINNING, JUST LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD!

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