Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th December 1999

Dilbert//3905, first published 27 years ago on Friday 24th December 1999

Tags

dogbertmd

Official transcript

Dilbert is on his home sofa in his bathrobe with his feet on the table. Dogbert is next to him. From the T.V. we hear: "DogbertMD.com had a successful IPO today, netting billions for Dogbert."

From the T.V.: "The company has no profit now and expects no profit later."

From the T.V.: "The company issued a press release that says, "Neener neener. Profits are for losers."

Dilbert says:"Succinct"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT MD.COM HAD A SUCCESSFUL IPO TODAY, NETTING BILLIONS FOR DOGBERT.

THE COMPANY HAS NO PROFIT NOW AND EXPECTS NO PROFIT LATER.

THE COMPANY ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE THAT SAYS, NEENER NEENER.

PROFITS ARE FOR LOSERS.

SUCCINCT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Neener Neener" and it was originally published in the United Feature Syndicate, Inc. on December 24, 1997.

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate satire, discussing the initial public offering (IPO) of DogbertMD.com. The company's IPO is successful, with netting billions for Dogbert, but the company has no profit now and expects no profit later. The press release announcing the IPO uses the phrase "Neener Neener," which is a playful way of saying "profits are for losers." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that companies can go public and make money without actually having any profits. It also highlights the absurdity of corporate language and the tendency for companies to use buzzwords and jargon to sound impressive, even if they don't make sense. Overall, the comic strip is a humorous commentary on the world of business and finance.

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