Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th December 1999

Dilbert//3905, first published 27 years ago on Friday 24th December 1999

Tags

dogbertmd

Official transcript

Dilbert is on his home sofa in his bathrobe with his feet on the table. Dogbert is next to him. From the T.V. we hear: "DogbertMD.com had a successful IPO today, netting billions for Dogbert."

From the T.V.: "The company has no profit now and expects no profit later."

From the T.V.: "The company issued a press release that says, "Neener neener. Profits are for losers."

Dilbert says:"Succinct"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT MD.COM HAD A SUCCESSFUL IPO TODAY, NETTING BILLIONS FOR DOGBERT.

THE COMPANY HAS NO PROFIT NOW AND EXPECTS NO PROFIT LATER.

THE COMPANY ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE THAT SAYS, NEENER NEENER.

PROFITS ARE FOR LOSERS.

SUCCINCT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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