Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th December 1999

Dilbert//3909, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 28th December 1999

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executive mba program one hour long degree prestigious university

Official transcript

The boss, Wally and Dilbert are sitting at a table. The boss says: "I signed up for an executive MBA program."

The boss says: "It's one-hour long and I get a degree from a prestigious university."

The boss says: "I'd better run. I'm already a half-hour late."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SIGNED UP FOR AN EXECUTIVE MBA PROGRAM.

IT'S ONE-HOUR LONG AND I GET A DEGREE FROM A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY.

I'D BETTER RUN.

I'M ALREADY A HALF-HOUR LATE.

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