Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th December 1999

Dilbert//3910, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 29th December 1999

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dogcart one hour course executive mba took money nothing in retrurn case study

Official transcript

The boss and others are listening to Dogbert who plays the role of a teacher in front of a classroom. Dogbert says: "Welcome to the Dogbert one-hour executive MBA course."

Dogbert says while wagging it's tail: "Notice that I took your money and I'm giving you almost nothing in return."

Dogbert says: "That was a case study."

"We have time for one more."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE DOGBERT ONE-HOUR EXECUTIVE MBA COURSE.

NOTICE THAT I TOOK YOUR MONEY AND I'M GIVING YOU ALMOST NOTHING IN RETURN.

THAT WAS A CASE STUDY.

WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE.

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