Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th January 2000

Dilbert//3917, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 5th January 2000

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data make face quite shoccking sales higest mining data

Official transcript

The boss and Dogbert are in a meeting, Dogbert is wearing a mining hard hat. The boss says: "Our consultant has been mining all day."

Dogbert says: "The results are quite shocking."

The boss is sitting between Dilbert and Dogbert, he is reading a sheet of paper. The boss says: "According to the data, sales are always highest when I do this..."

The boss pulls the side of his mouth with one hand and pulls his nose up with the other, Dilbert and Dogbert look at him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CONSULTANT HAS BEEN MINING DATA ALL DAY.

THE RESULTS ARE QUITE SHOCKING.

ACCORDING TO THE DATA, SALES ARE ALWAYS HIGHEST WHEN I DO THIS..

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