Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th January 2000

Dilbert//3916, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 4th January 2000

Tags

dogcart consults data minig another message stealing lunches refigerator break room pudding

Official transcript

Dogbert consults: The boss and Dogbert are in a meeting, Dogbert is typing on a laptop. Dogbert says to the boss: "My data-mining software has found another message from God."

Dogbert says to the boss: "It says you've been stealing lunches from the refrigerator in the break room."

The boss looks surprised and scared. Dogbert says to the boss: "Then it says, "Ha ha, that wasn't pudding!""

The boss covers his mouth with both hands.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS MY DATA-MINING SOFTWARE HAS FOUND ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM GOD.

IT SAYS YOU'VE BEEN STEALING LUNCHES FROM THE REFRIGERATOR IN THE BREAK ROOM.

THEN IT SAYS, " , THAT WASN'T PUDDING!"

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