Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th January 2000

Dilbert//3916, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 4th January 2000

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dogcart consults data minig another message stealing lunches refigerator break room pudding

Official transcript

Dogbert consults: The boss and Dogbert are in a meeting, Dogbert is typing on a laptop. Dogbert says to the boss: "My data-mining software has found another message from God."

Dogbert says to the boss: "It says you've been stealing lunches from the refrigerator in the break room."

The boss looks surprised and scared. Dogbert says to the boss: "Then it says, "Ha ha, that wasn't pudding!""

The boss covers his mouth with both hands.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS MY DATA-MINING SOFTWARE HAS FOUND ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM GOD.

IT SAYS YOU'VE BEEN STEALING LUNCHES FROM THE REFRIGERATOR IN THE BREAK ROOM.

THEN IT SAYS, " , THAT WASN'T PUDDING!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Data-Mining Software"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1999, features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, using his data-mining software to uncover a sensitive piece of information from his client. The client is unaware that he has been stealing lunches from the refrigerator in the break room, and Dogbert uses this information to blackmail him.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's data-mining software is used to uncover the client's secret.
• The client is unaware that he has been stealing lunches from the refrigerator.
• Dogbert uses the information to blackmail the client.
• The comic strip is humorous and satirical, highlighting the potential misuse of technology and the consequences of being caught.

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