Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th January 2000

Dilbert//3920, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 8th January 2000

Tags

managing instanct belly button lint leave employee unhygenic weird intimate gone too far

Official transcript

The boss is sticking his hands in his shirt and thinks: "I've got a good crop of lint in my belly button today."

The boss thinks: "I'll leave it on Dilbert's keyboard."

The boss thinks: "I wonder if there's such a thing as managing too much by instict."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT A GOOD CROP OF LINT IN MY BELLY BUTTON TODAY.

I'LL LEAVE IT ON DILBERT'S KEYBOARD.

I WONDER IF THERE'S SUCH A THING AS MANAGING TOO MUCH BY INSTINCT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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