Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th January 2000

Dilbert//3922, first published 26 years ago on Monday 10th January 2000

Tags

completed assignments service wrinkled paper

Official transcript

The boss is sitting at his desk and Asok asks him: "I completed all my assigments. How many I be of service now?"

The boss starts digging through his trash can and says: "I think I have something in here."

Asok is sitting at his computer with a crumbled piece of paper in his hands, he thinks: "My other assigments were on wrinkled paper, too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COMPLETED ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS.

HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE NOW?

I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING IN HERE.

MY OTHER ASSIGNMENTS WERE ON WRINKLED PAPER, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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