Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th January 2000

Dilbert//3925, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 13th January 2000

Tags

didn't listen good work magazine more assignments new boss boss secretary

Official transcript

Carol hands a sheet of paper to Alice who is at her computer and says: "When you finish this, I have more assignments for you."

Alice says to Carol: "Carol, you're the boss's secretary, not my boss. And this is a page from a magazine."

Carol says to Alice: "Keep up the good work."

Alice answers surprised: "You didn't listen. That can only mean you're the new boss."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU FINISH THIS, I HAVE MORE ASSIGNMENTS FOR YOU.

CAROL, YOU'RE THE BOSS'S SECRETARY, NOT MY BOSS. AND THIS IS A PAGE FROM A MAGAZINE.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. THAT CAN ONLY MEAN YOU'RE MY NEW BOSS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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