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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th January 2000

Dilbert//3925, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 13th January 2000


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didn't listen good work magazine more assignments new boss boss secretary


Official transcript

Carol hands a sheet of paper to Alice who is at her computer and says: "When you finish this, I have more assignments for you."

Alice says to Carol: "Carol, you're the boss's secretary, not my boss. And this is a page from a magazine."

Carol says to Alice: "Keep up the good work."

Alice answers surprised: "You didn't listen. That can only mean you're the new boss."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHEN YOU FINISH THIS, I HAVE MORE ASSIGNMENTS FOR YOU.

CAROL, YOU'RE THE BOSS'S SECRETARY, NOT MY BOSS. AND THIS IS A PAGE FROM A MAGAZINE.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. THAT CAN ONLY MEAN YOU'RE MY NEW BOSS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The New Boss"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, as he interacts with his new boss, Carol.
  • The conversation begins with Carol asking Dilbert to complete more tasks, to which he responds by pointing out that she is not his boss.
  • Carol then reveals that she is indeed his new boss, and Dilbert's previous boss has been promoted.
  • Dilbert's response is to mock Carol's appearance, saying she looks like a page from a magazine.
  • The conversation ends with Carol threatening to fire Dilbert if he doesn't listen to her, and Dilbert responding by saying he didn't listen to her because she can only mean he's her new boss.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common office dynamic where employees may feel intimidated by their new bosses and struggle to adjust to the change in leadership.

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