Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th January 2000

Dilbert//3926, first published 26 years ago on Friday 14th January 2000

Tags

early business trip won by default secretary uses office

Official transcript

Wally is holding a cup and he says to the boss, who is walking holding a briefcase: "Look who's back early from his business trip. How did it go?"

The boss answers: "Excellent! I won every meeting by default. The other side never showed up."

Wally says to the boss: "Did you know your secretary uses your office when you're gone?"

The boss answers: "For what?"

Alice is in the boss's office getting a massage.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOK WHO'S BACK EARLY FROM HIS BUSINESS TRIP.

HOW DID IT GO?

EXCELLENT! I WON EVERY MEETING BY DEFAULT. THE OTHER SIDE NEVER SHOWED UP.

DID YOU KNOW YOUR SECRETARY USES YOUR OFFICE WHEN YOU'RE GONE?

FOR WHAT?

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