Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th January 2000

Dilbert//3927, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 15th January 2000

Tags

alice eating lettuce grabbed food inhaled food old lady break room

Official transcript

Alice is sitting down at lunch, she has a sandwich in her hands. A co-worker says to Alice: "Hey Alice, what are you eating? Let me have a sniff."

Co-worker thrusts herself like an eagle upon Alice's sandwich to sniff it: "Sniff!". Alice is scared. Alice looks at her sandwich with surprise and says: "My letucce is gone!"

Co-worker walks away chewing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY ALICE, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?

LET ME HAVE A SNIFF.

SNIFF!

MY LETTUCE IS GONE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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