Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th January 2000

Dilbert//3931, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 19th January 2000

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dogcart investment fund higher fees best fund diversified suckers all types

Official transcript

Tina and Dogbert are sitting in a meeting. Tina is looking at a sheet of paper and she says to Dogbert: "Wow! The Dogbert investment fund has higher fees that any other!"

Dogbert answers: "It's true!"

Dogbert says to Tina: "That's how you can tell it's the best fund."

Tina says: "I'm in."

Tina is signing a check and asks: "Are you diversified?"

Dogbert answers: "Yes, I have suckers of all types."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW! THE DOGBERT INVESTMENT FUND HAS HIGHER FEES THAN ANY OTHER!

IT'S TRUE!

THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE BEST FUND.

I'M IN ARE YOU DIVERSIFIED?

YES, I HAVE SUCKERS OF ALL TYPES.

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