Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th January 2000

Dilbert//3940, first published 26 years ago on Friday 28th January 2000

Tags

stuck in assignment no hope succeeding sandwhich

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting on his sofa at home with a sandwich in his hands and ratbert is sitting on the back of the sofa. Dilbert says: "I'm stuck in an assignment that has no hope of succeeding."

Ratbert laughs out loud with his hands on his belly: "Ha, ha,ha,ha,ha"

Ratbert says to Dilbert: "Can I have the first bite of our sandwich?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STUCK IN AN ASSIGNMENT THAT HAS NO HOPE OF SUCCEEDING.

HA HA HA CAN I HAVE THE FIRST BITE OF OUR SANDWICH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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