Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th January 2000

Dilbert//3941, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 29th January 2000

Tags

stressed out work feel better verbally abused co worker money spit use that one

Official transcript

Dilbert is sitting between Wally and Ted and thinks: "I'm stressed out about work. Maybe I'd feel better if I verbally abused a co-worker."

Ted raises his hand and screams to Dilbert: "You worthless piece of monkey spit!"

Dilbert turns to Ted and thinks: "Dang. I was going to use that one."

Ted rests his feet on the table, puts his hands on the back of his head and says: "Aah..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STRESSED OUT ABOUT WORK. MAYBE I'D FEEL BETTER IF I VERBALLY ABUSED A COWORKER.

YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF MONKEY SPIT!

DANG. I WAS.

GOING TO USE THAT ONE ...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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