Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd February 2000

Dilbert//3946, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 3rd February 2000

Tags

unvested stock quit lose stock brain irrationality small loss huge opportunity stupid

Official transcript

Outdoors, Dilbert tells Garbage Man: "If I quit I'll lose some unvested stock. That's why I'm willing to suffer my job."

Garbage Man replies: "A normal brain irrationally puts more weight on a small loss than a huge opportunity."

Dilbert begins to say: "But now that you explained it..."

But Garbage Man interrupts him: "Now you're just stupid."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I QUIT I'LL LOSE SOME UNVESTED STOCK. THAT'S WHY I'M WILLING TO SUFFER MY JOB.

A NORMAL BRAIN IRRATIONALLY PUTS MORE WEIGHT ON A SMALL LOSS THAN A HUGE OPPORTUNITY.

BUT NOW THAT YOU EXPLAINED IT NOW YOU'RE JUST STUPID

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