Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th February 2000

Dilbert//3947, first published 26 years ago on Friday 4th February 2000

Tags

waiting stock isn't vested over flow limbo hell

Official transcript

Dilbert thinks to himself in front of his computer terminal: "I can't do anything because I'm always waiting for someone else."

Phil, the Ruler of Heck, appears and says to Dilbert: "And you can't quit because your stock isn't vested."

Dilbert asks Phil: "Am I in Heck?"

The latter replies: "No. I'm just working the overflow from limbo."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

AND YOU CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE YOUR STOCK ISN'T VESTED.

AM I IN ?

NO, I'M JUST WORKING THE OVERFLOW FROM LIMBO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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