Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th February 2000

Dilbert//3968, first published 26 years ago on Friday 25th February 2000

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worthless awards famous people celebrities award ceremony become pretigious dogcart gullibility awards honor nominated

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert are on the couch, relaxing at home. Dogbert says: "I'm planning to give worthless awards to famous people."

Dogbert continues: "If enough celebrities come to the award ceremony, it will become prestigious."

Hair flying in the wind, a celebrity in his convertible speaks into his cell-phone: "I've never heard of the Dogbert Gullibility Award, but it's an honor to be nominated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PLANNING TO GIVE WORTHLESS AWARDS TO FAMOUS PEOPLE.

IF ENOUGH CELEBRITIES COME TO THE AWARD CEREMONY, IT WILL BECOME PRESTIGIOUS.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE DOGBERT GULLIBILITY AWARD, BUT IT'S AN HONOR TO BE NOMINATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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