Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th February 2000

Dilbert//3969, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 26th February 2000

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bob flabeau lifetime gullibility awar biograohy false memeories herbal therapist solid gold

Official transcript

Dogbert is standing on a stool at a podium. He announces: "The Lifetime Gullibility Award goes to Bob Flabeau."

He continues: "I would read Bob's biography but it's comprised entirely of false memories planted by his herbal therapist."

Dogbert holds out the award as Bob Flabeau walks eagerly up to claim it. Dogbert says to him: "It looks like a stick but it's solid gold."

Bob exclaims: "Wow!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE LIFETIME GULLIBILITY AWARD GOES TO BOB FLABEAU.

I WOULD READ BOB'S BIOGRAPHY BUT IT'S COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF FALSE MEMORIES PLANTED BY HIS HER BAL THERAPIST.

IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK BUT IT'S SOLID GOLD.

WOW!

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