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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st March 2000

Dilbert//3973, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 1st March 2000


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where he hid files disgruntled porcelain patty job resigned


Official transcript

Asok the Intern is at the Boss's office. The Boss is sitting behind his desk. He tells Asok: "Ted resigned. Your job is to find out where he hid his files."

He continues: "Our only clue is that he was disgruntled."

Asok is in the bathroom. He jots down in his notepad: "Negatory on porcelain patty."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TED RESIGNED.

YOUR JOB IS TO FIND OUT WHERE HE HID HIS FILES.

OUR ONLY CLUE IS THAT HE WAS DISGRUNTLED.

NEGATORY ON PORCELAIN PATTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Negatory on Porcelain Patty"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between two men in an office setting.
  • One man is discussing his job with another, who is seated in a chair behind a desk.
  • The man at the desk is holding a piece of paper and appears to be reading it.
  • The man standing next to him says, "Ted Resigned. Your job is to find out where he hid his files."
  • The man behind the desk responds, "Our only clue is that he was disgruntled."
  • The man standing next to him then says, "Negatory on Porcelain Patty."
  • The comic strip is a humorous take on a common workplace scenario, with a clever play on words in the punchline.

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