Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st March 2000

Dilbert//3973, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 1st March 2000

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where he hid files disgruntled porcelain patty job resigned

Official transcript

Asok the Intern is at the Boss's office. The Boss is sitting behind his desk. He tells Asok: "Ted resigned. Your job is to find out where he hid his files."

He continues: "Our only clue is that he was disgruntled."

Asok is in the bathroom. He jots down in his notepad: "Negatory on porcelain patty."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED RESIGNED.

YOUR JOB IS TO FIND OUT WHERE HE HID HIS FILES.

OUR ONLY CLUE IS THAT HE WAS DISGRUNTLED.

NEGATORY ON PORCELAIN PATTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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