Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th February 2000

Dilbert//3972, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 29th February 2000

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action items filberts mother gnp not giving back tuition money costs for strategy

Official transcript

Dilbert is with his Mom. She is drinking tea. She asks Dilbert: "Did you do any action items this week?"

Dilbert answers: "I gathered costs for a strategy we had already decided not to use."

Dilbert's Mom says: "That helps the Ol' GNP."

Dilbert tells her: "I'm not giving back your tuition money."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU DO ANY ACTION ITEMS THIS WEEK?

I GATHERED COSTS FOR A STRATEGY WE HAD ALREADY DECIDED NOT TO USE THAT HELPS THE OL' GNP .

I'M NOT GIVING BACK YOUR TUITION MONEY.

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