Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd March 2000

Dilbert//3975, first published 26 years ago on Friday 3rd March 2000

Tags

against company policy date skeleton chipped tooth date a skeleton skeleton in closet

Official transcript

Catbert tells Asok: "Asok, it's against company policy to date a skeleton you found in a closet."

Asok says: "We're just friends! I swear!"

Catbert does not accept the explanation: "Eh! Eh!"

Asok thinks while walking away: "It's just as well; I think I chipped a tooth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, IT'S AGAINST COMPANY POLICY TO DATE A SKELETON YOU FOUND IN A CLOSET.

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! I SWEAR!

!

EH!

IT'S JUST AS WELL; I THINK I CHIPPED A TOOTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.