Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th March 2000

Dilbert//3976, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 4th March 2000

Tags

product to meet demand lower demand bah new startegy more arrogant teach

Official transcript

The Boss says at a meeting: "We can't make enough of our product to meet demand."

He continues: "Our new strategy is to be more arrogant. We hope that will lower demand."

At home, Dilbert asks Dogbert: "Can you teach me to be arrogant."

Dogbert exclaims: "Bah!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN'T MAKE ENOUGH OF OUR PRODUCT TO MEET DEMAND.

OUR NEW STRATEGY IS TO BE MORE ARROGANT. WE HOPE THAT WILL LOWER DEMAND.

CAN YOU TEACH ME TO BE ARROGANT?

!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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