Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th March 2000

Dilbert//3981, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 9th March 2000

Tags

one page report two page executive summary spend the day snapping underwear elastic band

Official transcript

The Boss asks Dilbert: "Can you turn your one-page report into a two-page executive summary?"

Dilbert answers: "I was planning to spend the day snapping myself with the elastic band on my underwear."

He continues: "But your idea is good, too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU TURN YOUR ONE-PAGE REPORT INTO A TWO-PAGE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY?

I WAS PLANNING TO SPEND THE DAY SNAPPING MYSELF WITH THE ELASTIC BAND ON MY UNDERWEAR.

BUT YOUR IDEA IS GOOD, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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