Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th March 2000

Dilbert//3980, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 8th March 2000

Tags

cancel others crazy ideas one you of ten research projects research and development

Official transcript

Wally says to the Boss: "One out of ten research and development projects will succeed."

He continues: "I recommend cancelling the other nine."

Sitting at lunch with his co-workers, Wally says: "I wonder where he gets all these crazy ideas."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONE OUT OF TEN RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT PROJECTS WILL SUCCEED.

I RECOMMEND CANCELLING THE OTHER NINE.

I WONDER WHERE HE GETS ALL THESE CRAZY IDEAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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