Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th March 2000

Dilbert//3986, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 14th March 2000

Tags

irs in jail swelled up basket case women hate summaries beach ball head swelled

Official transcript

A woman recalls over dinner with Dilbert: "...so my head swelled up like a beach ball and the I.R.S. wants to put me in jail."

Dilbert responds: "In summary you're a basket case."

Afterwards, he tells Dogbert: "Women hate it when you summarize."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

..SO MY HEAD SWELLED UP LIKE A BEACH BALL AND THE I.R.S. WANTS TO PUT ME IN JAIL IN SUMMARY, YOU'RE A BASKET CASE.

WOMEN HATE IT WHEN YOU SUMMARIZE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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