Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th March 2000

Dilbert//3987, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 15th March 2000

Tags

hired psychologust handle stress another engineer freaking quack outburst from alice

Official transcript

At a meeting, the Boss tells the employees: "I hired a psychologist to help you handle stress."

Alice says angrily: "We need another engineer not a freakin' quack!!"

The Boss turns to the psychologist and asks him: "Is there a pill for that?"

The psychologist replies: "I took it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A PSYCHOLOGIST TO HELP YOU HANDLE STRESS.

WE NEED ANOTHER ENGINEER, NOT SOME FREAKIN QUACK!!

15 THERE A PILL FOR THAT?

I TOOK IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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