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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th March 2000

Dilbert//3989, first published 26 years ago on Friday 17th March 2000


Tags

discover shared vision foster enrollment compliance modify conceptual map organizational complexity


Official transcript

Wally asks the Boss: "Should I be trying to discover a shared vision that will foster enrollment rather than compliance?"

He continues: "Or should I modify my conceptual map to focus on organizational complexity?"

The Boss asks: "Is any of that the same as work?"

Wally replies: "It pays the same."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SHOULD I BE TRYING TO DISCOVER A SHARED VISION THAT WILL FOSTER ENROLLMENT RATHER THAN COMPLIANCE?

OR SHOULD I MODIFY MY CONCEPTUAL MAP TO FOCUS ON ORGANIZATIONAL COMPLEXITY?

IS ANY OF THAT THE SAME AS WORK?

IT PAYS THE SAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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