Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th March 2000

Dilbert//3990, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 18th March 2000

Tags

many tasks better never born technically true slap later

Official transcript

Asok reports at a meeting: "I performed many tasks, but I can not claim any accomplishments."

He continues: "Because things might have turned out better had I never been born."

He turns to Dilbert: "Technically, it's true."

Dilbert tells Asok: "Remind me to slap you later."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PERFORMED MANY TASKS, BUT I CAN NOT CLAIM ANY ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

BECAUSE THINGS MIGHT HAVE TURNED OUT BETTER HAD I NEVER BEEN BORN.

TECHNICALLY, IT'S TRUE.

REMIND ME TO SLAP YOU LATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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