Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd March 2000

Dilbert//3994, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 22nd March 2000

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future me came to help project miserable sewerage got bad assignments

Official transcript

Dilbert and the future Dilbert are at the Boss's office. Dilbert tells the Boss: "A future me built a time machine and came to help on my project."

The future Dilbert tells the Boss: "Hello, you miserable pile of solid sewerage."

The future Dilbert turns to Dilbert and says: "You always got bad assignments after today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A FUTURE ME BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND CAME TO HELP ON MY PROJECT.

HELLO, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SOLID SEWERAGE.

YOU ALWAYS GOT BAD ASSIGNMENTS AFTER TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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