Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd March 2000

Dilbert//3995, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 23rd March 2000

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me from future next holiday party never drank agina predicting future

Official transcript

Dilbert introduces the future Dilbert to Alice: "Alice, this is me from the future."

Alice says: "Hi."

The future Dilbert tells Dilbert: "At the next holiday party, she's all over you."

Dilbert asks the future Dilbert as they are walking away: "Is that true?"

The future Dilbert answers: "No, but after today she never drank again."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, THIS IS ME FROM THE FUTURE.

HI.

AT THE NEXT HOLIDAY PARTY, SHE'S ALL OVER YOU.

IS THAT TRUE?

NO, BUT AFTER TODAY SHE NEVER DRANK AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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