Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th March 2000

Dilbert//3997, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 25th March 2000

Tags

return to future majesty retroactive time travelers boss around dance

Official transcript

The future Dilbert says to Dogbert: "I must return to the future now, your majesty."

Dogbert says: "The don't call me majesty, yet."

The future Dilbert says: "You'll make it retroactive..."

He continues: "...so you could boss around the time travelers."

Dogbert says: "In that case, dance for me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MUST RETURN TO THE FUTURE NOW, YOUR MAJESTY.

THEY DON'T CALL ME MAJESTY, YET.

YOU'LL MAKE IT RETROACTIVE..

. SO YOU COULD BOSS AROUND THE TIME TRAVELERS.

IN THAT CASE, DANCE FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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