Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th March 2000

Dilbert//3996, first published 26 years ago on Friday 24th March 2000

Tags

know every tragedy future spilled hot coffee crotch happen in the future

Official transcript

At home, the future Dilbert tells Dilbert: "I know every tragedy that will happen in your future."

The future Dilbert suddenly screams: "Here it comes!!!"

Watching Dilbert through the window running around in pain outside, the future Dilbert thinks: "I'll never forget the day I spilled hot coffee on my crotch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KNOW EVERY TRAGEDY THAT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR FUTURE.

HERE IT COMES!!!

I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY I SPILLED HOT COFFEE ON MY CROTCH.

ow ow ow!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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