Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st April 2000

Dilbert//4004, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 1st April 2000

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gap analysis honest two pointy hairs for department

Official transcript

The Boss tells Wally: "I want you to perform a Gap Analysis for our department."

He continues: "Be completely honest."

Later, Wally reports: "The Gap is located between two pointy tufts of hair that move about the office."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO PERFORM A GAP ANALYSIS FOR OUR DEPARTMENT.

BE COMPLETELY HONEST.

THE GAP IS LOCATED BETWEEN TWO POINTY TUFTS OF HAIR THAT MOVE ABOUT THE OFFICE.

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