Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th April 2000

Dilbert//4009, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 6th April 2000

Tags

fake disability leave missed camaraderie stimulating conversation didn't know gone not missed

Official transcript

With Dilbert's back turned facing his computer, Wally says "I came back early from my fake disability leave."

Wally continues, "I missed the camaraderie and the stimulating conversation."

Dilbert replies without turning to face Wally, "I didn't know you were gone."

Wally replies, "Not bad for a Tuesday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAME BACK EARLY FROM MY FAKE DISABILITY LEAVE.

I MISSED THE CAMARADERIE AND THE STIMULATING CONVERSATION.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONE.

NOT BAD FOR A TUESDAY

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