Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th April 2000

Dilbert//4013, first published 26 years ago on Monday 10th April 2000

Tags

skydiving planting false memories subconscious college education

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting on the sofa. Dogbert, who is sitting atop the back of the couch, asks Dilbert "Remember the time you went skydiving?"

Dilbert replies with the TV remote in hand, "No."

Dogbert says, "You will. I'm planting false memories in your subconscious."

Dilbert replies, "It won't work."

Dogbert says, "But you believe you went to college, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER THE TIME YOU WENT SKYDIVING?

NO YOU WILL. I'M PLANTING FALSE MEMORIES IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS.

IT WON'T WORK.

BUT YOU BELIEVE YOU WENT TO COLLEGE, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "False Memories".

Panel 1:

• A man asks another man if he remembers the time they went skydiving.
• The second man responds with a "no".

Panel 2:

• The first man says, "You will. I'm planting false memories in your subconscious."
• The second man looks concerned.

Panel 3:

• The first man says, "It won't work."
• The second man asks, "But you believe you went to college, right?"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two men, where one attempts to plant false memories in the other's subconscious. However, the second man is skeptical and points out that the first man believes he went to college, despite having no evidence to support this claim. The punchline suggests that the first man's attempt to plant false memories may not be effective, as he is already prone to believing in false information.

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