Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th April 2000

Dilbert//4013, first published 26 years ago on Monday 10th April 2000

Tags

skydiving planting false memories subconscious college education

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting on the sofa. Dogbert, who is sitting atop the back of the couch, asks Dilbert "Remember the time you went skydiving?"

Dilbert replies with the TV remote in hand, "No."

Dogbert says, "You will. I'm planting false memories in your subconscious."

Dilbert replies, "It won't work."

Dogbert says, "But you believe you went to college, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER THE TIME YOU WENT SKYDIVING?

NO YOU WILL. I'M PLANTING FALSE MEMORIES IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS.

IT WON'T WORK.

BUT YOU BELIEVE YOU WENT TO COLLEGE, RIGHT?

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