Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th April 2000

Dilbert//4014, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 11th April 2000

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bounced back into plane didn't open false memory parachute skydiving tell story trampoline planted by dogbert

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice and Wally are sitting together eating lunch. Dilbert asks them, "Did I ever tell you about the time I went skydiving?"

Alice replies, "That sounds like a false memory planted by Dogbert."

Dilbert throws one hand in the air in denial as he says "Blah!"

Dilbert says, "My parachute didn't open. Luckily, I landed on a trampoline and bounced back into the plane."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I WENT SKYDIVING?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FALSE MEMORY PLANTED BY DOGBERT.

!

MY PARACHUTE DIDN'T OPEN.

LUCKILY, I LANDED ON A TRAMPOLINE AND BOUNCED BACK INTO THE PLANE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Parachute Fail"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a table with his coworkers. The conversation begins when one of his colleagues asks if he has ever gone skydiving. Dilbert responds by saying that he did, but it was a false memory planted by Dogbert, his eccentric and mischievous boss.

The coworker is skeptical, and Dilbert tries to convince him that it's true. He claims that he landed on a trampoline and bounced back into the plane, but his parachute didn't open. The coworker is still unsure, and Dilbert becomes frustrated, exclaiming "Bah!" in response.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of false memories and the absurdity of Dilbert's situation. It also highlights the humorous dynamic between Dilbert and his coworkers, who often find themselves caught up in his wild and outlandish stories. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on the quirks of human memory and the absurdities of everyday life.

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