Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th April 2000

Dilbert//4014, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 11th April 2000

Tags

bounced back into plane didn't open false memory parachute skydiving tell story trampoline planted by dogbert

Official transcript

Dilbert, Alice and Wally are sitting together eating lunch. Dilbert asks them, "Did I ever tell you about the time I went skydiving?"

Alice replies, "That sounds like a false memory planted by Dogbert."

Dilbert throws one hand in the air in denial as he says "Blah!"

Dilbert says, "My parachute didn't open. Luckily, I landed on a trampoline and bounced back into the plane."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I WENT SKYDIVING?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FALSE MEMORY PLANTED BY DOGBERT.

!

MY PARACHUTE DIDN'T OPEN.

LUCKILY, I LANDED ON A TRAMPOLINE AND BOUNCED BACK INTO THE PLANE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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