Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th April 2000

Dilbert//4018, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 15th April 2000

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evil hr director offered stock incentives working hard enogh beating customers

Official transcript

Catbert, now acting as the Evil H.R. director, aks Dilbert "Would you work harder if we offerec stock incentives."

Dilbert responds, "Yes."

Catbert asks, "So you admit you're not working hard enough now?"

Dilbert replies unsure "Umm..."

Catbert goes on to ask Dilbert, "Lastly, are you still beating up customers?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR WOULD YOU WORK HARDER IF WE OFFERED STOCK INCENTIVES?

YES SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH NOW.

UMM...

LASTLY, ARE YOU STILL BEATING UP CUSTOMERS?

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