Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th April 2000

Dilbert//4017, first published 26 years ago on Friday 14th April 2000

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quit job next year extra week vacation every ten years

Official transcript

Alice says to Dilbert as they walk, "I'd quit this job, but next year I'll get an extra week of vacation."

Dilbert replies, "If you get an extra week for every ten years of services..."

Dilbert continues, "...you'll be happy in 480 years. Good plan."

Alice replies, not humored "Shut up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D QUIT THIS JOB, BUT NEXT YEAR I'LL GET AN EXTRA WEEK OF VACATION.

IF YOU GET AN EXTRA WEEK FOR EVERY TEN YEARS OF SERVICE.

..YOU'LL BE HAPPY IN 480 YEARS.

GOOD PLAN.

SHUT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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