Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th April 2000
Dilbert//4017, first published 26 years ago on Friday 14th April 2000
Tags
quit job next year extra week vacation every ten years
Official transcript
Alice says to Dilbert as they walk, "I'd quit this job, but next year I'll get an extra week of vacation."
Dilbert replies, "If you get an extra week for every ten years of services..."
Dilbert continues, "...you'll be happy in 480 years. Good plan."
Alice replies, not humored "Shut up."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'D QUIT THIS JOB, BUT NEXT YEAR I'LL GET AN EXTRA WEEK OF VACATION.
IF YOU GET AN EXTRA WEEK FOR EVERY TEN YEARS OF SERVICE.
..YOU'LL BE HAPPY IN 480 YEARS.
GOOD PLAN.
SHUT UP.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Extra Week of Vacation"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, and his female colleague, Wally, who sports a similar hairstyle. The conversation unfolds as follows:
- Dilbert announces his intention to quit his job next year, but requests an extra week of vacation.
- Wally responds by revealing that he has been working for ten years and will receive an additional week of vacation for every ten years of service.
- Dilbert expresses his satisfaction with this arrangement, stating that he will be happy in 480 years.
- Wally retorts, "Good plan," before Dilbert responds with a sarcastic "Shut up."
Key Points:
- Dilbert plans to quit his job next year but wants an extra week of vacation.
- Wally reveals that he will receive an extra week of vacation for every ten years of service.
- Dilbert is pleased with this arrangement, anticipating happiness in 480 years.
- Wally's response is met with sarcasm from Dilbert.
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