Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th April 2000

Dilbert//4020, first published 26 years ago on Monday 17th April 2000

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huge severance package last four emplyees get fired can retire

Official transcript

Ken says to Wally and Dilbert, "I got huge severance packages from the last four employers. Ken proudly goes on to say, "If I get fired one more time I can retire."

The Boss approaches Ken from behind and says, "Ken, we need to talk."

Ken snaps his finger and shouts, "Ka-ching!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT HUGE SEVERANCE PACKAGES FROM MY LAST FOUR EMPLOYERS.

IF I GET FIRED ONE MORE TIME I CAN RETIRE.

KEN, WE NEED TO TALK.

KA-CHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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