Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th April 2000

Dilbert//4021, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 18th April 2000

Tags

self paced online training sharpen my saw subject don't know subject confusing

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit together at a table. Wally says to the Boss, "I've been taking a self-paced online training course to sharpen my saw". The Boss replies, "What's the subject?"

Wally answers, "I don't know."

Frustrated with Wally's response, the Boss throws both arms in the air and yells, "How could you not know?"

Wally answers, "What part of self-paced is confusing you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN TAKING A SELF-PACED ONLINE TRAINING COURSE TO "SHARPEN MY SAW." WHAT'S THE SUBJECT?

I DON'T KNOW.

HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?!

WHAT PART OF "SELF- PACED" IS CONFUSING YOU?

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