Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th April 2000

Dilbert//4023, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 20th April 2000

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4 hour meeting company sadist donuts invited no agenda suppose to hurt

Official transcript

The sadist approaches Dilbert handing him a piece of paper and says, "You're invited to my four-hour meeting."

As Dilbert reads the paper, the sadist says "There's no agenda. It's just supposed to hurt. Dilbert asks, "Any donuts?"

The sadist replies, "Yes, but I'll drop one on the floor and hide it with the others. Dilbert then says, "I like those odds."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY SADIST YOU'RE INVITED TO MY FOUR-HOUR MEETING.

THERE'S NO AGENDA. IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO HURT.

ANY DONUTS?

YES, BUT I'LL DROP ONE ON THE FLOOR AND HIDE IT WITH THE OTHERS.

I LIKE THOSE ODDS.

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